He broke the law — 

. . . They broke the law . . .

He should pay the consequences.

So do you think Tim should go to prison?

Tim didn't have an affair with his secretary, Lil! And he didn't lie about it, either.

How do you know?

. . . What? Oh my goodness . . .

God — I'm not saying he has or he hasn't. I'm just saying . . . I think it's all a big fuss about nothing. And I think it's a shame . . . Two supposedly intelligent people airing their dirty laundry in our courtrooms.

It's a disgrace. A national disgrace . . .

Knock their silly, nasty heads together.  Force-feed them a few Findus ponyburgers. And move on. Don't you think?

. . . I'm guessing you didn't grow up with ponies, Lil.

What's that?

But I did, OK? I'm sorry, but that was very insensitive. What if I said "spaniel-burger", hmm?

Er . . .

It's not so funny suddenly, is it? I don't think you can say I'm a person who lacks an SOH Lil — 

Oops — I think that's my mobile . . .

But that simply wasn't appropriate. Or funny. And sometimes, Lil, I — 

Got to take this call Suze. Sorry.