Well I thought of it...

Not easy.

And you know Iona’s husband’s been having an affair for years. With his secretary. How pathetic is that? And Ali and Stefan almost broke up after the baby was born. Over some ghastly Aussie girl from his gym…

And that idiot Harry actually left! Fell in love with a civil rights campaigner. Left the children. Left Sarah. Left everything. Set up camp in her flat in Notting Hill. Then one morning, she decided he was a stuffed shirt.

We could have told her that. Saved everyone a lot of trouble.

So she chucked him out, and he came padding right back home again...

Poor Sarah…

And – oh God, I told you my stupid brother’s just been busted. Makes you think, though, doesn’t it?

Doesn’t it just.

I mean, our husbands may be crap in every other respect…

Yeah. But at least they don’t cheat.