Expensive?

It's not that!

Of course not!

And I wouldn't mind — not a bit — if I actually believed she enjoyed life. 

But...

Why would she? Laura, it's too cruel! She just sits there! She can't remember the kids' names. Plus, she freaks them out. They won't visit her. They say she smells of old people!

Ha, kids!

And it makes you wonder...What was it that little writer chap said? The other day? 

What?

He wanted "passing away" kiosks on the high streets...

Golly!

And yes, maybe on the high streets is a bit gloomy. But a travelling kiosk...It could be one of the "services provided". Don't you think? There'd be massive demand. 

I bet half of them are longing for it.

And we could all be there for them. 

Make it a lovely, dignified ceremony... 

Very spiritual...

We could learn from the Eskimos. 

I'm not saying I know all the answers. 

No! 

But it breaks my heart, her sitting there, wishing she wasn't freaking the poor kids.

Life is for the living!

Pissing my money down the drain...