Well that's right, Lulu. This is what we're dealing with ,isn't it? All this talk about NHS cuts, but it's not the NHS that needs to be cut. It's the bloody WHS! World Health Service, Lulu.

Oh! Right. All the foreigners...It's not only them, though, is it? It's everyone. Fat, thin, old, young...I mean, I'm all in favour of free-at-the-point-delivery...

Or whatever. 

But it's just got out of hand. These people seem to expect to live forever. No sense of personal responsibility. No sense of how much they're costing the economy. No sense of putting something back. Nothing. They just sit there. In these waiting rooms... 

Clogging everything up...

It's the fat ones that really wind me up.

And the smokers. 

Obviously. 

And actually — I know I shouldn't say it — but the old ones. I mean...Half of them...It's not like half of them even want to go on living...

Of course they don't! Why would they?

And yet they're costing us a fortune! 

Because of the advances in medicine. That's the other problem. So many drugs being available...

Free!

People simply live too long.

They do.

If people died a bit earlier...

The big "IF"!

Anyway, how was your summer?