That's right-flag-bearer for feminists and working mothers . . .

All the men falling at her feet . . .

Must have been intoxicating. But that's the thing with these Alpha women — it's almost as if nothing will ever be enough for them. 

And that's all very well. But when there are kids involved . . .

Well, this is what I was thinking! Only I didn't like to say! Because, really — role models aside for a moment — for goodness sake, feminism, shmeminism! Louise, what about your kids? 

It's husband number two, of course.

Of course it is. I know someone whose kids actually go to the same school — wherever it is — out in the sticks . . . And you know she literally — this is no exaggeration — La Mensch is out there in her sexy Lycra, going for a jog , iPod and everything, while the nanny's on the school run. You've got Nanny picking up the kids, and Mum's out for a jog! Seriously! What's THAT about? 

Beggars belief. 

Well she's got to keep herself in shape for all those telly appearances, hasn't she?

Not any more. Not now she's "resigned" from Parliament.

Resigned — or pushed. They hated her in the constituency apparently. HATED.

I bet . . . What she's learning is something the rest of us,  not perhaps "blessed" with such a beautiful face . . .

And all that money . . .

Not to mention the ambition-what she's finally having to learn . . .

. . . is that no, not even ever so pretty, ever so clever, ever so dontcha-just-wanna-throttle her Ms Louise Mensch can always have it her way. Feminist she may be, but she just can't have it all.

She surely can't.

Ha ha. 

Ha.

And by the way I give that so-called "rock star marriage" of hers eighteen months at the most.

What a car crash!