Wednesday
Conversation Five. 8.35am
Hello. Welcome to British Gas etc....
Me: Hello. Last week I was assured by a Customer Services Manager (unfortunately I've lost the bit of paper on which I scribbled his name) that someone would come promptly at 8 o'clock this morning to service my boiler. It's past 8.30. No one has come. Surprise, surprise.
BG: We never guarantee a specific time, madam, but I'm sure he'll arrive between 8
and 10.
Me: I assure you I was promised 8am by your Customer Service Manager. It was going to be the engineer's first job of the day. The whole thing is beyond belief. Anyway, I want to have a bath now, so can we reschedule this appointment for next week.... Yes, between 2pm and 4pm next Thursday is okay.
Thursday
Conversation Six. 1.55pm
Hello. Calls are being recorded.... etc
Me: I'm just ringing to check that someone is coming to service my boiler between now and 4 o'clock.
BG: Yes, I've got your details. An engineer is scheduled to come between 2 and 4 pm.
Me: I do hope so. Thanks very much.
Conversation Seven. 3.45pm
Hello. Welcome to British Gas etc...
Me: I'm just ringing to make sure that an engineer is coming as promised. It's nearly 4 o'clock.
BG: Certainly. Could I just put you on hold for a minute? Thank you for holding. I'm afraid your appointment has been cancelled because your yearly service was not due until March of next year.
Me: What??!! Why hasn't anyone mentioned this before? I've spoken to endless British Gas people. I've spent hours and hours waiting. I've spoken to a Customer Service Manager. No one said a word. Why didn't someone say something when I made the appointment in the first place? I've paid £462 for this service... It's grotesque...
BG: Is there anything else we can do for you, madam?
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