Oh God yes. Sorry. I forgot. Sorry —

Bonuses are actually awarded to bankers — as a part of their salary — I wish people would understand that — And the thing is — I know you probably think I'm only saying it because —

...Weekly rubbish collection?

Oh! 100 per cent with you on that! Have a referendum on rubbish collections any day...I'll be front of the queue, voting like a mad thing!

We'd all turn out to vote, wouldn't we?...But all this paperwork — for something no one understands or gives a toss about...Plus you have to ask yourself how much it's costing...

They should have sent something out with the Census. Don't you think? Saved a bit of money. Question number 567.2 (b) How many toilets have you got in your house? Question number 567.2 (c) Do you like it up the you-know-what? And if so, how often —

HAHAHA! 

Question number 567.3 Do you support Nick Clegg's...voting thingie?

...Whatever it is...Get it muddled up with AD and BC...

Do you support it? In fact?

What?...Oh, God knows — AV or Not To V...  Haha...Except I'm beginning to feel terribly sorry for Clegg.

Poor guy looks like he needs a break.

Right. So I'll vote for his thing. I suppose. Whatever it is. Do you know?

...It's not AV — I think it's the other one.

Oh. Rightiho...That then...Has it actually happened yet?...Or is it sort of pending?