They want our souls!

What?

Oh I'm only messing about!

. . . I don't know, Suze. Maybe-just maybe-I do sometimes wonder if it isn't getting a teeny bit out of hand . . . When little Cleggie can look on his database and see if I bought a sex toy off Amazon.

DID YOU?!

What? NO! Anyway I don't think they sell them . . .

It's not Cleggie who wants to look at your sex toys, by the way.

I know it isn't. It's the other ones. The American FBI or whatever . . . Next thing, suddenly William Hague's talking about it on Question Time!

I dread to imagine what sort of sex toys Hague's been buying on Amazon.

Ask the FBI! Or that little American chappie from the Prism thingummy. I bet he knows.  Anyway. They don't sell sex toys on Amazon. I told you.

Well, as long as we're all safe.

I suppose so.

That's all that really matters, isn't it?