Oh God, did I tell you? Hilarious! Willow and Savannah were doing litter duty yesterday, and they came back carrying a used condom!
NO!
Savannah held it up, she said, “Mummy, what’s this?”
What did you tell her?
Well, I was absolutely stumped... She’s only eight! I mean, Crikey. What would you have said?’
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