And the eyebrows! Do you remember the eyebrows? What was she thinking? … Goes to show what a good stylist can do.

Right. So she’s got a big bum. So what? Where does she stand on the issues? That’s what matters. That’s what I really want to know. Defence. And things. Foreign Policy… Iraq… Childcare... All that sort of stuff.

I’ve no idea where she stands on those issues. Do you?

… We’re not told, are we?

Whereas Obama...

Where does he stand on things?

I’ve no idea. It’s not the point, is it? He’s a man. People take him seriously. You don’t catch people banging on about the size of Obama’s arse.

Because he hasn’t got one.

Has anyone asked what kind of beauty treatments Obama has? I don’t think so.

Well, he’s too young for Botox. But I’ll bet he has the odd facial every once in a while. To keep fresh. He always looks very fresh, doesn’t he?