Poor Lulu. Just when she finished making the house so stunning....

On the market.

It's too awful! I mean - she's dedicated herself to the whole lifestyle thing. Hasn't she? Making everything perfect for him. Perfect house, perfect children.

Oh, she's a fantastic mother.

Always on top of everything. Always looking fabulous. Not like the rest of us, desperately trying to juggle it all. Remember all those Halloween parties she did for the kids? No expense spared!

And the costumes she made for them.

And those amazing birthday cakes.

And God - the birthday parties!

And then she bagged that amazing tutor to get the twins into prep school... Because they really aren't very bright, those boys. But she had the time and determination and the money - she just threw herself into the task - supermum that she is.

I don't suppose they'll be going to prep school now...

After all that effort.

God. It's terrible.

Terrible.

Poor Lulu

So awful for her...