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Amis has been trashing England for years. In much of his fiction, England is a land of cheats, pimps, liars, murderers, gangsters, slackers, drunks and dopes. It's Big Mal's world, in an Amis short story published in The New Yorker in 1996 and reprinted in Heavy Water. The short story was titled "State of England":

He was leaving early, and there on the steps was the usual shower of chauffeurs and minicabbies, hookers, hustlers, ponces, tricks, twanks, mugs and marks, and, as Mal jovially shouldered his way through, a small shape came close, saying breathily, dry-mouthed, Hold that, mate .... Suddenly Mal was backing off fast in an attempt to get a good look at himself: at the blade in his gut and the blood following the pleats of his soiled white shirt. He thought, What's all this you hear about getting stabbed not hurting? Comes later, doesn't it — the pain? No, mate: it comes now. Like a great paper cut to the heart. Mal's belly, his proud, placid belly, was abruptly the scene of hysterical rearrangements. And he felt the need to speak, before he fell.

What's literature about? What's it for? What are writers up to at their desks, or in the kitchen watching the kettle? These are difficult questions. George Orwell wondered if the "demon" that drove writers was "simply the same instinct that makes a baby squall for attention". What literature is not about is pandering to the poor tastes of dead bores; bores who try to take down a talented writer because they don't have any talent of their own. Nor is it about writers pitching platitudes at the public, or twisting their talents to suit the times. Good writers, I suspect, sit at desks chasing what Zadie Smith beautifully calls "the truth of your own conception". They do not temper their writing to please people who couldn't spot talented prose if pyrotechnics burst from the page to point it out to them.

The voice of conscience in The Pregnant Widow says that sex has two unique characteristics: "It is indescribable. And it peoples the world. We shouldn't find it surprising, then, that it is much on everyone's mind." You can't describe real literary talent either. You simply sense it in the shape and sound of the prose, or you don't. And while literary talent doesn't do anything as grand as peopling the world, it is the only thing that time gives a damn about when it ranks the world's writers. We shouldn't find it surprising, then, that the writers who've got talent right now are much on the minds of the writers who don't.

You can't prove why next century's readers are more likely to seek out Martin Amis's words than they are to seek out the dead bores' words. If they do seek out the bores' words, they may marvel that so much sour ink was spat at a writer who refused to temper his speech and his writing for anyone. They may ask why the bores wasted their time, and their readers' time, bashing a writer who had interesting things to say about how we lived back then, and who wrote it down with true style. They may also ask why we listened to so many words from a person named Katie Price; a person who left nothing of any value to anyone, and who had nothing interesting to say even in her own time. I think Paul Berman, the author of Terror and Liberalism and The Flight of the Intellectuals, is asking the right questions in our time: "Who will speak of the sacred and the secular, of the physical world and the spiritual world? Who will defend liberal ideas against the enemies of liberal ideas? Who will defend liberal principles in spite of liberal society's every failure?"

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Protoplasmtango
May 3rd, 2011
1:05 PM
It became impossible to take M Amis seriously after the dead weight of Einstein's Monsters and London Fields. Largely because the words 'the weather's been strange lately' became a private joke between me and my partner. The Author as Amateur Meteorologist is a bit silly.

nerl l johnson
April 29th, 2011
4:04 AM
Yes you lose marks for the dead bores repetitions but a nice bit of work nevertheless; staunch support for good old Martin: a man who tells it like he thinks it is.

Adrian Michael Kelly
April 27th, 2011
5:04 PM
What crude and condescending thinking: Amis on the one hand, "dead bores" on the other. Come *on*. I am a longtime admirer and advocate of Amis's work, including Yellow Dog, The Information, and The Second Plane, but apart from its occasionally funny set pieces and sporadic brilliance-flashes, The Pregnant Widow was *shockingly*--and sadly--inept and unfunny. I hope I am wrong in seeing in that cobbled, motley assemblage the signs of talent-death that Amis saw in late Nabokov.

Anonymous
April 27th, 2011
5:04 PM
Who the hell is Katie Price?

M Gunnison
April 27th, 2011
1:04 AM
Welcome to America, Mr. Amis. We are very glad to have you.

Robert Speirs
April 26th, 2011
4:04 PM
It is "literature" like this that keeps me to my resolution of never reading any fiction written after the year 1900.

kristof
April 26th, 2011
3:04 PM
i see that good old english pomposity has disposed of another solid citizen. some of these posts reek of left wing bile. sad really and its why england no longer rates. even in australia.

Don Kenner
April 26th, 2011
1:04 PM
First Niall Ferguson and now Martin Amis? Good news for America! You can keep that irrelevant Marxist Nancy-boy Terry Eagleton and that talentless bore A. N. Wilson (which religion is Wilson this week? Muslim?). I just read that London is the hub of Al-Qaeda's global terror network. You know, the one that Eagleton and Wilson want you to ignore. Good luck with that.

Sean Matthews
April 26th, 2011
9:04 AM
Amis is an interesting case, but also, indisputably, a not very attractive human being. I remember reading Money and finding it very funny; later I read it again and thought it was clever but misanthropically nasty. I suspect that the later is probably more in line with posterity. A way a with words isn't quite enough. Larkin will have no problems with posterity. Amis will (as will Clive James and Paul Berman for that matter).

Nicholas Liu
April 26th, 2011
4:04 AM
An odd attitude to take. Sure, "only the literature matters"--when we're discussing the literature. When we discuss Amis the man, that privilege falls away. Literature, even (or especially) great literature, stands apart from the people who create it. It isn't a shield. Anyway, it was good of you to admit that "You can't describe real literary talent either", though it might have been more honest to say "I can't describe real literary talent". It's strange how a defense predicated entirely on the claim that Amis is simply too great a writer to be criticised fails entirely to make a case for his greatness. Calling his critics "dead bores" over and over and over again does not a case make, though it does serve as an instructive lesson in unintended irony. Perhaps you'll say that no such case can be made, that all one can do is point and say "Here stands a great writer"--but why, then, should this essay exist? If you really believe that an argument for a writer's literary merit can't be articulated, take Wittgenstein's advice and remain silent.

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