He's got a brother now, apparently. You'd get two for the price of one.

Sounds a bit like the current situation.

No, but...at least they're...

Different.

Exactly.

Boris is such a laugh. He always sounds like he hasn't a clue what he's talking about.

Probably because he doesn't.

Because he's translating it from Latin.

He's such a character!

Plus he's very, very intelligent. Even though he doesn't show it. I mean he hides it...

It's part of his charm.

But, apparently...Really brainy.

Brainy Boris.

He comes across a bit dense. With the hair and everything. But it's all part of the act. People who understand Latin. They really know. 

Plus he's such a character.

Mind you, Jenny, he's a bit funny on the immigrant thing.

Not really.

Well, he is...

Is he? What does he say?

He wants to let the whole bloody lot of them in. Willy Nilly. And their wives and aunties...

I don't think so.

Seriously...

Not seriously, my dear. Ha, ha. That's the thing about Boris that nobody ever gets. He's always got his tongue firmly in his cheek. That's what makes him such a character.

He's such a character.

Boris for PM!

Amo, amas, amat, Boris.

Veni, vidi, vici, Boris.

Corpus Christi. Anno Domini. Sic gloria. 

And best of all, auf Wiedersehen to the Noddy Clones.

God, I love talking politics.`