What?

Some…of these folk…work awfully hard… Mummy’s old gardener. For example. My goodness, he was a terrific old character! He would be out in that garden, come rain or shine, digging away!

Oh, absolutely. No — of course. You do still get a few...I’m talking about the Younger Generation, Tilly. We’ve got companies actually having to be bribed by the government just to employ them! That’s the situation. And you’ve got to ask yourself, “Why? What’s gone wrong?”

…Well, the recession…

Yes. I know “the recession”. Crikey! I’m not living on Mars, Till! I’m simply saying…If you had a choice: would you employ a nice, hardworking, well-mannered girl from Poland. For example. Or one of ours, fresh from looting Argos on Tooting High Street. Or whatever —

Hmmm. When you put it like that...

It’s a no-brainer, right?

Mmm...Mmm...So what’s Orlando up to?

Oh! Well, Orlando…is having a whale of a time at Leeds!

Super! He’s at Leeds, is he?

Modern Languages.

That’s nice.