Education.

Oh. Dunno. This is fun though! What other politicians are there? Can you think of any?

...In Notting Hill?

Boris Johnson? I bet he lives in Notting Hill.

I don't think he does actually.

Oh.

So what about George Osborne then? You still haven't answered. Now that his Plan A is working and he's saved the country from bankruptcy and everybody thinks he's superdooper...If you found him in bed, would you sleep in the bath?

Well he'd have to take that ridiculous baseball cap off. At least.

What?

I'm not having the baseball cap. Remember that Joe Cocker song, "You can leave your hat on"? Well he can't. Absolutely not. I'm not sleeping with a man with a hat on.

What if George Clooney had a hat on?

Hmmm. Do you think he says pardon? He might do. He's probably gay anyway. Truth is I don't really want to sleep with anyone who says pardon — and by the way, that's between you and me, Dixie. I could get into a lorra lorra trouble for saying that!

I bet Lady Chatterley's lover said pardon.

What?

You wouldn't have to marry him.

I certainly wouldn't marry anyone who said pardon.

Would you marry George Osborne?