What shocks me, frankly, is that it's taken this long. It's a scandal, really. When you think about the hold they have over us . . . and the money and everything . . . Ali Baba refusing to leave the county. Whatever he calls himself — 

With the hook?

Never mind all the rest of it . . . the red tape . . .

. . . Immigration.

All those "Eurocrats" with their snouts in our trough . . .

. . . Funny-shaped bananas . . .

. . . the metric system . . .

Oh I don't care a fig about that! Do you? But, I mean, God knows what Ali Baba's costing us . . . And it's all coming from Europe. Human rights mumbo jumbo . . . We don't have any say. Or we didn't. Until now.

We should definitely have our say. In or out?

Shake it all about!

Hahaha! 

You're right though. It's about time.

Slow down, Liz! I wouldn't go counting your chickens just yet!

Funny-shaped chickens!

Hmm?

I was just — 

Well, because it hasn't happened. Yet. Our so called "referendum". Frankly, I'll be shocked if it does. It's not the first time we've been promised one, after all.

. . . Isn't it?