Oh, yes. Absolutely. Except planes, obviously.

Well, yes. But — you know — buses and Tubes — and —

Ferries! You won't get me on a ferry! No thanks! They always stink of frying.

No public spaces are safe for kids. Not any more. Someone out there is going to want to harm our kids! And thanks to so-called human rights, that "someone" is probably living in the house next door...

And probably on housing benefit!

Oh, don't even start me on housing benefit.

Me neither! One hundred and fifty per cent with you there!...Are you eating the rest of that?

...No... 

'Scuse me then, while I stretch across!... Sometimes, Lulu...I think...we shouldn't just be...sitting here...chowing on yummy muffins....We should be out there. Marching. Or whatever. Actually doing something to bring about change.

Crikey...what sort of thing?

...I don't know...

But you're quite right. I agree with you.

Maybe a coffee morning?

Brilliant idea, Tilly! There comes a point when you have to put your foot down. Enough is enough! These illegal immigrants — talking about their right to a family life. They don't even know what "family" means! MY KIDS can't go on the Tube!...Meanwhile, we've got gypsies squatting at the bottom of our drives, in filthy caravans. And blowing us up on the Underground! Because it's their human right.

So long as they've got a pet cat.

Ha! Yes, exactly...Mind you — whatsername — With the shoes. The Tory woman. Whatshername? The one who made the speech — At least she knows what's what. And I'll tell you something else — for the animal print kitten heels alone — she gets my vote! She's got FAB taste in footwear! HAHAHA...

No she hasn't.

HAHA...What?