And only because they've been doing it till midnight, I expect. No telly or anything.

It's why they're so small, I should think. The tiger mums don't give them any time to grow.

Apparently that's going to change. Like with the Japanese. Something to do with the hormones in Western-style hamburgers.  They're going to shoot up. The next generation's going to be amazingly tall.

Oh well, that's nice.

As I say, I'm no racist. I don't care how tall they are. But we've got enough of these sorts of kids in our schools already. Frankly, I don't care how much money they bring in. Our kids don't stand a chance against them. And that's not fair.

It isn't. No.

. . . Chinese absolutely love water.

Really?

It's a Feng Shui thing. They like living near water. So — what I'm hinting at, Jilly — if you've got a property close to water, you're laughing. Literally.