Amazing. When you think about it.

Of course both ladies are super-looking.

Seriously though. Do you think? Both of them? No offence . . . but Michelle . . . I don't want to be racist . . .

She's ever so stylish.

Yes . . . I didn't like that A-line number mind . . . The one she wore to see the Duchess of Cambridge. Do you remember? I thought that looked ridiculous. Frankly.

Have you seen her upper arms?

Yes. No. I think I have — I just think she always looks sort of . . . angry. Can I say that? Or is         it . . . She looks so sort of determined. And I'm not saying I can't understand why . . . With   everything . . . in her past . . . Slavery and        everything. I'm not being racist. I'm just sort of saying . . .

She doesn't look angry! Anyway — you'd be angry, too. If your great-uncle was a slave. And you grew up in a one-bed apartment in Chicago and everything . . . Whereas your Mrs Romney . . . 

Ann Romney's granddad was a coalminer. Did you know that?

What? I don't think so.

He was. He was a Welsh coalminer.  

I think you've got that confused. She's very, very upper-crust. Horses and everything. That's the whole point. You either love it or hate it. I think you're thinking, because of the Scientology — they're Scientologists of course.

I don't think so, Sally. Are you sure?

. . . Or something weird. Mormons? Moonies? Amish-something? What's the difference anyway? Frankly.

Whereas the Obamas are secretly actually Muslims, I read somewhere . . .

Now you're being ridiculous, Ems. You're descending to the level of the American   people.

Catholic then. Anyway, which one do you think is best? Who do you think should get the vote? In these troubled times . . . With all the recessions and wars and green issues and everything . . . And China and stuff . . .

Personally, I would find it very hard to choose between them. I think they're both absolutely super ladies . . . Ever so stylish . . .  And both obviously great mums . . .

Oh yes.

The American people should just get on with it. They've got two smashing ladies to choose from. They ought to be happy to vote for either.