These journalists have had it coming a long  time. They should start learning who's boss.

Well — all right. You're right of course. But, for example — I'm just being devil's advocate here, Sindy! — what about MPs' expenses?

Yes. What about them?

If it hadn't been for the Daily Mail we would never have heard about them at all...

As I say, I do think the Daily Mail may be an exception.

OK, but it's still written by, you know, journalists. And I don't suppose they came by the expenses scandal just by politely asking for them to be handed over.

They did, you know.

Did they?

Yer big nelly! Freedom of Information!

...Oh.

These newspapers — most of them — have an agenda. They're not actually working in our interest. You do realise that, don't you? 

Yes, of course.

They're trying to sell news. You know? And you can't really do that.

No...

News is news. It's not something that's up for sale.

No! Especially now. When you can get it all online for free.

Touché, my friend! Daily Mail online! No one actually buys newspapers any more anyway! Except idiots.