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Mock the Nation
September 2009

The free availability of hard-core pornography on the internet is changing relationships between men and women in ways we have barely begun to talk about, but it is also changing television. What should executives do with the knowledge that sections of their ever-fragmenting audience are watching images they could not have found in the greasiest Soho basements 20 years ago? Once they would have ignored them, but now that television's power is waning, it must run after every viewer it can find. It cannot give them porn — not yet, anyway — but with Mock the Week it can reassure the onanistic that they're good lads, really, just having a harmless laugh.

BBC 2 describes the show as satire, but it is not satirical in the usual sense of the word. The chairman, Dara Ó Briain, a buttery-faced man with a smugly malicious manner, presides over panellists without a political idea in their little heads. The viewer can never say, for instance, that Frankie Boyle, the show's star, hates the thought of a Conservative government and is determined to find the barb that will pierce David Cameron's defences, or that any of his team-mates are determined to punish Gordon Brown for what he has done to Britain. They do not want to scratch, let alone wound, those with real power over our lives, which is probably why the BBC gives them free rein.

The best way to picture Mock the Week is to imagine six men, with a low-grade but undoubted comic talent, late at night in a pub. Drink has dissolved their inhibitions and each is determined to push the others aside and prove he is top dog. The blatancy of their competitiveness sets them apart from other TV comics. Status anxiety torments performers in all panel games. But you never see Ian Hislop look resentful when Paul Merton comes up with a good joke on Have I Got News for You, or rush out his gags so he can be sure that he can get them on air. No veneer of conviviality hides the contestants' jealousy on Mock the Week. They don't laugh at each other's jokes. They visibly struggle for money and fame as they interrupt each other and race to snatch the microphone in the middle of the studio. As tense and mirthless as saloon-bar fighters in the moment before the first punch is thrown, they will do anything to establish their superiority. 

Boyle is the show's strutting cock. A gaunt, aggressive, slit-eyed Scotsman with a neurotic determination to be heard first and always, he seems to have grasped that the critics will hail him as "edgy" if he courts the porn market. 

Here he is in action. The show has a round called: "If this is the answer, what's the question?" Ó Briain announces that the answer is "40 years" so the question is..."Is it ‘For how long would I follow Beyoncé up an impossibly long ladder?'" says Boyle without a flicker of a smile. "Is it what is the youngest my balls have looked?" says a fellow panellist, getting the hang of the show.   "Is it how long it takes me to knock one out to Loose Women?" says Boyle, back as snarling top dog again. (In case you have not seen it, Loose Women is a daytime show with middle-aged presenters.) "Depends who's on the panel, I fear, that average can swing quite a lot," smirks Ó Briain. "Oooh yeah, the week you were on was fantastic," a panellist tells Ó Briain. 

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Commentor
September 11th, 2009
12:09 PM
I like how the adjective 'Scotsman' seems to be spat out as a pejorative term.

Red
September 5th, 2009
12:09 AM
My unstructured reactions to Cohen's article: (1) It does me think that slagging off old and unattractive people is a cheap route to a laugh. (2) Frankie Boyle is really funny. I sometimes watch the show and even the lines that Cohen quoted made me laugh (again). (3) If the comedy talent is 'low-grade', what is 'high-grade' comedy? A comedian who can issue barbs against senior politicians? Rory Bremner? Or Armando Ianucci? (4) Why did Cohen mention that Boyle was a 'Scotsman'? Would he have written, "A gaunt, aggressive, slit-eyed Englishman with a neurotic determination to be heard first and always." or "A gaunt, aggressive, slit-eyed Ethiopian with a neurotic determination to be heard first and always." or "A gaunt, aggressive, slit-eyed Jew with a neurotic determination to be heard first and always." or "A gaunt, aggressive, slit-eyed Thai with a neurotic determination to be heard first and always." (5) I think MTW is funny. I watch very little TV and I think that it is a good laugh. Better than IGNFY, or any other comedy show on TV. My only criterion is no. of laughs. The Mighty Boosh are up there too, along with Chewing the Fat. (6) Nick Cohen is awfully solemn.

Anonymous
September 4th, 2009
11:09 AM
@Johnathan Pearce, I don't recall anyone ever being asked, before the invasion of Iraq, whether they supported the overthrow of Saddam Hussein. What actually happened was that we were told that Iraq posed such an overwhelming threat to the security of this nation and others that we had to attack them unless Hussein disarmed. Furthermore, we and Saddam were told that, were he to disarm, then his regime would be safe. The silly notion that the invasion was a 'liberation' was only peddled once it became impossible to deny that Iraq had indeed been defenceless. Our servile media, of which Cohen is an example, fell immediately into step. Cohen supported our attack, in the face of the evidence and so bears his share of responsibility for the ensuring catastrophe. From now on, I'd be glad were he to confine himself to writing witless and pompous critiques of TV programmes. That would cause far less damage.

Rob
September 3rd, 2009
11:09 PM
Nick, I think you are reading far too much into this awful programme. It's simply a programme by yobs for yobs. I don't think it is any more than that. It is simply a reflection on how debased the BBC has become. I watched the "Best of" this mess for about 20 minutes and just got a headache. This is public service broadcasting? Is the BBC sending thousands to prison over non-payment of the TV tax to produce vile rubbish like this?

Emily Molli
September 3rd, 2009
2:09 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH. That had me in tears. Is this a joke?

Johnathan Pearce
September 2nd, 2009
2:09 PM
Resistor, please explain why a person who supported the overthrow of Mr Hussein's vile Baath regime, as Mr Cohen did, is somehow not therefore entitled, in your view, to comment on a crass TV "comedy" show that appeals to base instincts?

Devil's Kitchen
September 1st, 2009
7:09 PM
I would pick this article apart line by line but, since I assume that the whole thing is a bit of a joke, that would be a waste of my precious time. And what is that last paragraph about, Nick? Are you suggesting that those who have a laugh at the expense of the old and the ugly would, the next minute, be hunting down and killing Jews given half a chance? Although, if by "the vulnerable" you mean "politicians" then I'd happily indulge in violence against them. And, incidentally, if his comments (you know: all of those ones you quite obviously haven't seen) are anything to go by, so would Frankie Boyle. DK

resisitor
August 30th, 2009
4:08 PM
'As I watched, it occurred to me that Britain may well have three million people who would happily go along with the mob if we ever had a government that incited violence against the vulnerable.' I recall Nick Cohen cheered on the bombing and invasion of Iraq, I call that inciting violence against the vulnerable. And it happened.

Ross Burns
August 28th, 2009
2:08 PM
Well, Nick Cohen has finely demolished that programme. One does not have much to wonder of what Alasdair Milne might think of the BBC now, and its managers. For it was he who as Director of Television Programmes at the BBC banned Dennis Potter's Brimstone and Treacle. Mock the Week? Hopefully it'll soon be "Drop the Week" (in telly-world parlance) Ha ha.

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