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Thinking about the Habsburgs, it is probably fair to say that they would have viewed the very idea of agreeing to a referendum as insane. We have somehow sleepwalked into a situation where our political classes have created something ruinous. The SNP are like the dwarves in The Hobbit who can only open the stone door into the mountain when the keyhole appears at a specific time on a specific day. To their amazement they found themselves in power through the implosion of Labour's credibility, facing off against a comically rebarbative (and atypical) "southern English toff" government in London, and in the run-up to the 700th anniversary of the Battle of Bannockburn. This entirely fluky alignment has made a bid for independence plausible, for a few moments: and so something which will be irreversible and hugely damaging to almost everyone involved has been somehow allowed to go ahead. Incidentally, should there not perhaps be some minor element in Nato's mission which involves dispatching squads to arrest anyone who organises political rallies around old battle commemorations? Or indeed arrests anyone who even tries to use some daft medieval scrimmage like Bannockburn to trump later centuries of cooperation and mutual respect? Anything involving slow drumbeats, flaming torches, body-paint, the usual junk, is so patently disturbing that it is hard to believe it is allowed to happen at all. It may be a grand day out for all the family, but there are plenty of places to put children's bouncy-castles other than on a blood-soaked field. In what sense is this any different from commemorating Tannenberg or Kosovo Polje? The atavistic anti-Englishness is no less horrible and mad than the anti-Russian or anti-Muslim connotations of these other two examples. How can this be in any sense "socialist", the key marker the SNP uses to differentiate itself and Scotland from a notionally less collectivist and welfarist England? But it in fact squares the circle in a very traditional way — it is "national socialist".    

Whatever the result of a referendum, it will change how the UK feels about itself in deeply destabilising ways. There is a chance that it could be positive that a long overdue general devolution of powers from London across the whole UK might happen. But the stakes are probably already too high for something so genial. Salmond has mortgaged his future on the idea that somehow an act of collective will by a group of people living at this moment within a specific geographical area and in a specific age group, will take a decision which will conjure into existence something better a state which future generations, those outside these borders and those too young to vote now will be grateful for. To reach this mystical goal he has fuelled what amounts to ethnic hatred, the sundering of previously natural relationships, a dislike of Scotland that was simply non-existent before and an angry bitterness for a large minority whatever the result. As he points the finger at an ever more bulging number of "enemy" targets — the "Westminster government" (a hideously creepy piece of "othering", transmuting Scotland's democratic forum for over 300 years into a sort of hostile camp), the EU, economists, business leaders-it is impossible not to hear in his recent speeches the violent and perhaps irreversible ripping apart of the innumerable bonds that have so far held the UK together.
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Jim Denham
March 30th, 2014
5:03 PM
An excellent piece, taking apart the vacuous and often quite nasty Scottish exceptionalism and cheap populism (posing as some sort of "socialism") of Salmond and Sturgeon. The slightly hysterical reaction of Scots Nats and their apologists BTL here, shows that the author has struck a nerve, even if the suggestion that Salmond's unpleasant "flag-waving mysticism allied to socioeconomic gestures to the Left" (an accurate descrition)as "effectively fascist" is a bit OTT.

Zen Broon
March 29th, 2014
8:03 PM
Not surprised the author's ill-informed bigotry "found few takers". His fevered fantasy that the Scottish independence movement is (or has ever been) based on blood and soil ideology is simply laughable.

tom donald
March 29th, 2014
8:03 AM
The author appears to be recommending "a mixture of large bribes, expulsions, prison sentences and the odd execution" to "restore order" in Scotland. Is "Standfast" a magazine of the fascist right? I'll not be back in any case.

Christian Wright
March 29th, 2014
1:03 AM
So, as I understand Mr Widner's stream of consciousness riff, he believes that in this Island there should be one state, one people, one leader. I didn't like it when Adolf said that, and I don't like it now.

Graham Purnell
March 28th, 2014
7:03 PM
Unbelievable that this man has been to Scotland and can still hold such mad views. That he can say that England has escaped nationalism is bizarre and completely wrong. Much of what is happening in Scotland is a reaction to pseudo-fascist English jingoism. We could vote to stay in the Union and then two years later the English could vote us out of Europe - a distinct possibility. Scots don't want that; we want to be part of Europe. Did the author fall asleep in 1975 and awake like Rip van Winkle just yesterday? Has he heard of UKIP and Mr Farage? This terrifying English nationalism is anathema to the vast majority of Scots and we are really worried that he may be a power-broker in a future coalition government. I see a vote for independence as an escape from Westminster politics that has an increasingly fascist in tone. Mr. Winder would do well to ponder on the last verse of Robert Burns' 'To A Louse': O wad some Power the giftie gie us To see oursels as ithers see us! It wad frae mony a blunder free us, An' foolish notion: What airs in dress an' gait wad lea'e us, An' ev'n devotion! The pseudo-fascist nationalistic streak of Mr Winder, English in origin, is blindingly obvious for others to see; if only he had the power to see it himself.

Neil Ford
March 28th, 2014
4:03 PM
Absolutely crazy. Never read such outright nonsense in all my days, Standpoint should be ashamed publishing this drivel.

Gordon
March 28th, 2014
3:03 PM
Clearly someone who should continue writing about all things Germanic because it is evident that he has little understanding of any aspect of the Scottish Referendum or maybe he is just another 'stoolie' to pass gloom and doom in the hope of Scaring the Scottish Voters. My suggestion to anyone, dont bother buy any of his books becuase he clearly doesnt know squat !!

cymrugel
March 28th, 2014
2:03 PM
Absolute nonsense from start to finish - and dangerous nonsense at that. You have stopped little short of suggesting that Salmond be arrested for the crime of leading a legitimate political party in a constitutional campaign for Scottish Independence. You are either wicked, mad or both.

Hamish
March 28th, 2014
10:03 AM
Of all the inane scaremongering articles written about Scottish Independence this one takes the biscuit for me. Simon Winder's entire argument is based on the falsehood that Alex Salmond is a fuehrer type figure blindly leading us poor innocent and ignorant Scots into a dark future. The reality is that the SNP have won the last two elections in Scotland (the last one by a landslide) and have used their 7 years or so in government to show people just how much better we can be when our policies are made and implemented by Scots. Even ardent labour supporters have had to admit that the SNP has managed to consistently deliver and maintain socially just policies like free prescriptions, free education, lower class sizes, the abolition of tolls and not a single rise in council tax bills in over 5 years. All of this has been achieved within budget by simply prioritising what's best for Scotland. Simon Winder's argument that an independent Scotland would be abandoning cities like Newcastle is possibly the most idiotic but also most offensive one used by the no campaign. Westminster governments have been abandoning Scottish towns and cities for centuries (if you don't believe that then look at life expectancy in Glasgow which happens to be the UK's third largest city). On a more general note, this article teeters on the brink of being illegal in my opinion. It clearly tries to establish a link between Alex Salmond and extremist Nationalist Socialists (the Nazis), a common tactic used by morons who cannot cope with the fact that independence for Scotland may actually become a reality and their little tartan playground isn't going to be there for them anymore.

Cameron Edwards
March 28th, 2014
7:03 AM
Rarely have I read such misinformed, inaccurate nonsense - Mr.Winder has very little grasp of reality here, let alone an idea of modern Scotland, Independence and the SNP.

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