In case you haven't seen this, it is very funny. Apologies to anyone sensitive about bad language.

Meanwhile, in the bunker, the Dear Leader is forming a National Council to reform the electoral system, i.e rig it so Labour is not out of office for eternity. That's typical of his modus operandi. Grab the lead story on the BBC with a new initiative which in two months will be forgotten.

Meanwhile too, the Telegraph is dominated by news that Downing Street will not be being 'transparent' about the financial arrangements of one of its retread ministers, as it 'takes the country forward' into the radiant future........under the wise stewardship of, among others -don't all scream at once - Glenys Kinnock.